Hobo Wine Review: Four Loko

This is the second review from Saturday. Enjoy!

Packaging: As you can see, it looks like a queer hillbilly exploded onto this can. I'm not sure who they are trying to market to - the redneck that would wear watermelon colored camo, or the mexican that would be interested in a mixed message name "four loko".

Tasting Notes: This is a watermelon jolly rancher, liquefied, and infused with 12% booze. Not too shabby

Rating: The coveted (and first) five stabbed hobos out of five.

Shortly after this picture, the booze was spilled all over the carpet. Fact: You can get it out with a towel and quick actions, supplemented by girly screams of outrage.